Quid pro quo

I want to be a foreign ambassador so I can just deny everything when the president fucks up. No, literally I really think that everyone who testifies in the impeachment inquiry will deny cooperating with Trump. Great, "Impeach the Bastard!". The president should get himself a cell phone. That may be harder for the rest of the government to listen in on. Maybe he should get himself a white house intern too.

I think the president calls all these hearings a 'witch hunt' because he can't understand yet what they're saying. Beyond his realm of intelligence. "Mr. President, they summarize it at the bottom of the screen. That's if you learned to read & write."